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News Later Today…
March 31, 2007, 3:56 pm
Filed under: Bleg

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Carnival of the Anglican Crisis
March 30, 2007, 2:13 am
Filed under: Anglican Crisis

“Gimme a ‘T’!!”

Via

THE APRIL 2007 Anglican Planet is now online. Canadian Bp. Njegovan forbids– forbids!– you to read it … (anglicanplanet)

CANUCKISTANI Anglican Theological Commission clarifies provenance of same-sex blessings resolutions. Theological Commission Anglican Church of Canada says SSU Is A Matter of Doctrine, but Not Core Doctrine (read comments). It’s all part of the high-rolling 60% hope the CanAngLibs are chasing that they can commit a very public institutional suicide settle the matter their way & stage a coup d’eglise— once, and for all– at GS-2007… (anglican.ca, sf)

PISKIE PURPLE Crossing the Tiber… The very recently retired Episcopal Bishop of Albany, Daniel W. Herzog. MCJ has some links. Mark Shea chimes in(Various)

TAP ON ACoC— CoGS disregards consensus of theologians & will of bishops– “Well, the waiting is over: if Council of General Synod has their way, the blessing of same-sex unions will be approved and the St. Michael’s Report will have no role in determining the debate at GS2007″; What happened (!) at CoGS … (TAP)

MULLAH-WHORING: Eschatology You Can Do Business With– “The religious left makes its peace with Ahmadinejad’s Madhist doctrine”, by Mark D. Tooley. Kinda puts this bit of poodling in a different light, we’d say. Imagine the whingy Episcopal Left’s responses to the following: (a) an evil regime, (b) things they disagree with in their own country, (c) protest within their own institution. It would be something like (1) appeasing/ pandering/ apologizing, (2) scathing letters, (3) lawyers, lawyers, lawyers, and lots of them. Smells like rank cowardice and hypocrisy to us, given realities on the ground in Iraq. Do you Episcognostics ever ask yourselves WHY people like that get along with people like you? And also ask yourselves: where do true human rights and freedoms come from? … (Various) Continue reading



Computer Bleg
March 29, 2007, 5:13 pm
Filed under: Word From Sponsor

We’ve had a generous offer from an anonymous pre-dead minion who will match donations to a total of $1000 towards the new Binkomputer– which should push us over the top. God is good!

Please consider giving, and you’ll be doubling your gift, and be helping the WebElf Conspiracy continue. In the face of the self-defenestration of ECUSA and the Anglican Church of Canada, what a great way to uphold our ministry, and the work we’re doing during the Long Retreat. Click here to contact us.

Of course, thanks to all who have already so kindly donated, and all of you who have offered up gifts of prayer, encouragement, and telling others about what we’re up to online.

If you’d rather support the evil CaNNet empire funded by Binky & Tech-Elf Mike, click here.

Yours in Christ,

Fr. Binks

CaNN News Editor

P.S. — Please abide in prayer for Mike the Tech-Elf. He’s had his plate full to overflowing several times with illness and debilitating circumstances since Christmas time, and could use some encouragement and invisible support.



Carnival of the Anglican Crisis
March 28, 2007, 12:37 am
Filed under: Anglican Crisis

KALLSEN & KO.— Anglican Report 23 … (aTV)

LAYING DOWN THE LAW[YERS]: Pastoral Letter To the Clergy and Laity of the Diocese of Ottawa– “Clergy who are openly disobedient of the Bishop to whom they have sworn canonical obedience, or who intentionally violate a Canon of our Church, should take note of their legal and moral duties arising from their Letter of Appointment, Licence, and the Oath taken upon ordination, and also the Canons of General Synod regarding Discipline, Licencing of Clergy, and Relinquishment and Abandonment of Ministry” … (ottawa.anglican.ca)

SOS.. SOS.. SOS.. Conservative Anglicans made an “urgent plea” Monday to build a separate Anglican church in the United States following the Episcopal Church’s “desertion from Anglicanism” … (christianpost)

LISTENING PROCESS summaries available online. Preparation of a Study Guide on Human Sexuality for the 2008 Lambeth Conference announced … (episcopal-life) Continue reading



News Later Today…
March 27, 2007, 2:32 pm
Filed under: Word From Sponsor

.. the Lord willin’, and the crick don’t rise.

In the meanwhile, we’ve had a generous offer from an anonymous pre-dead minion who will match donations to a total of $1000 towards the new Binkomputer– which should push us over the top. God is good!

Please consider giving, and you’ll be doubling your gift, and be helping the WebElf Conspiracy continue. In the face of the self-defenestration of ECUSA and the Anglican Church of Canada, what a great way to uphold our ministry, and the work we’re doing during the Long Retreat. Click here to contact us.

Of course, thanks to all who have already so kindly donated, and all of you who have offered up gifts of prayer, encouragement, and telling others about what we’re up to online.

If you’d rather support the evil CaNNet empire funded by Binky & Tech-Elf Mike, click here.

Yours in Christ,

Fr. Binks

CaNN News Editor

P.S. — Please abide in prayer for Mike the Tech-Elf. He’s had his plate full to overflowing several times with illness and debilitating circumstances since Christmas time, and could use some encouragement and invisible support.



WebElf Report Blogroll-O-Rama
March 26, 2007, 5:21 pm
Filed under: Blogroll News

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Regular Religious News

MERE COMMENTS: The Sales Pitch …. (merecomments)

YET AGANE— ‘Disestablishmentism!’ says Carey …. (timescolumns)

FILTHY CULTURES of the Past Some Still Drool Over Today; Mayas to cleanse site after Bush.. you know, ’cause ripping out the still-beating hearts of human sacrifices is a nice holy thing and all …. (americandigest, beeb)

ON TEH INTERNETS! Archbishop goes live on YouTube …. (timescolumns)

CANADA: [Yet Another] Residential schools agreement approved. Lets hope this one really sticks …. (ens)

IS ENVIRONMENTALISM the new religion? David Suzuki vs. Michael Crichton. Death to the skeptic! “There is no action too radical in defence of mother earth.” Melanie Phillips: “The emperor’s green new clothes” …. (Various)

MIISTER BEATEN for praying for the sick. Authorities ignore complaint, so doctors refuse to treat victim …. (worldnetdaily)

THE TEXT— The text of SACRAMENTUM CARITATIS is here …. (hughhewitt)

WHAT ROLE DOES Spiritual Thinking Have in the 21st Century? An interview with 2007 Templeton prize-winner Charles Taylor …. (templeton.org) Continue reading



Carnival of the Anglican Crisis
March 24, 2007, 1:23 am
Filed under: Anglican Crisis

“Sadly, the bishops apparently are more intent
upon blaming the primates
than caring for
the orthodox Anglicans in their midst.”

—IRD Anglican Action Director Ralph Webb

TELEGRAPH: “Communion no more” … (telegraph)

DIOCESE OF OTTAWA— A Letter from 16 clergy: “AN OPEN LETTER TO THE DIOCESE OF OTTAWA” … (via e-mail)

ADIOS –“I’d Rather Not Say would rather not be an Episcopalian” … (mcj.blog)

VENABLES: Move to separation as quickly and as gracefully as possible; Reflections on the Primates Communiqué. From the General Secretary of Ekklesia(mainstream)

LIVING CHURCH— Resolutions Arose From Bishops’ Concern Over Pastoral Council NominationsResolutions Arose From Bishops’ Concern Over Pastoral Council Nominations … (livingchurch) Continue reading